WHEN PETER STAYED OVER AT MY HOUSE HE DEMANDED TO SLEEP IN MY SONS BEDROOM TO BE CLOSER TO THE "COSMIC ENERGIES"

NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS WAS OUT OF THE QUESTION

PETER EMERGED FROM THE WORM HOLE SPARKLING CLEAN AND SMELLING OF LAVENDER. COULD THIS BE A CLUE

I LATER RAN INTO PETER AFTER DEBRIEFING MY WIFE ON THE LIVING SITUATION.

HE WAS STAGGERING OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LOOKING DIZZY AND COMPLAINING OF "WORM HOLES".

IT WAS AT THIS POINT THAT I REALISED THIS MAN HAD ARCANE KNOWLEDGE.